"If You Don't Have One, STFU" Fanny Pack

Wearable sass with everyday function. This compact fanny pack carries the right essentials while saying exactly what you mean—quiet confidence wrapped in black. The one-sided print reads like a private joke for people who prefer clear boundaries and low-drama outings. It hugs the waist or slings across the chest, keeps your phone, keys, and cards neatly zipped, and dries fast after a spill or rain. Lightweight, durable polyester and a subtle interior divider make it dependable for busy streets, late-night shows, or quick coffee runs. It adds a little attitude to commutes, festivals, and casual hangouts without getting in the way.

Product features
- Durable 100% polyester construction that resists wear and dries quickly
- Three zippered pockets for secure, organized storage
- Adjustable strap with clip for a flat, comfortable fit
- Vibrant, one-sided print on black fabric with inside divider
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts; one size fits most

Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.